Crazy Stories From Inside Buses in Nigeria!

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Published on August 11, 2017 by

BattaBox presenters sit down to tell their stories of when they enter a bus in Nigeria and the funniest, saddest, and craziest things that happened to them.

“If you’re thinking of entering a bus in Nigeria, is has its great sides and its other sides!” says BollyLomo. “Sometimes you meet some of the most amazing people.”

“If you want to get to know about christianity – when someone shouts “Jesus is Lord!” – or if you want to buy condom or Abgo they always do advertisement in the bus, or if you want to do gossip, gossip will in Nigerian buses!”

“When you give the conductor N1000, and you don’t have change, and you ask the bus conductor for change he will say you don’t have respect, that he doesn’t blame you, and call you a prostitute!” explains Adeola. “People are very mean on the bus.”

“There was a day I was coming from an office when Oshodi was still old Oshodi and these boy stole my phone and new clothes!” says Odunayo.

“As I dey enter bus, two guys follow me enter, one dey each side and I sit down for middle. Dem read newspaper for sport and me myself I dey look. The other guy put heavy bag for my lap but I no observe. But my phone dey there. I argue, I argue with the guy with the newspaper about sport, and as we dey argue, I don’t know how dem say komot my phone,” says Warri Pikin with a shake of his head. “Me I just sit down there like goat.”

“The conductor is the president, and you are just a citizen of the bus,” explains BollyLomo. “The worst thing that can happen is they kidnap you – one chance bus! – and if they kidnap you, jesus is lord!”

What are your craziest stories from inside Nigerian buses? Gist us in the comments below!

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10 Comments

  • Oluchi Osueke 6 years ago

    Odunayo, the people stealing from you are likely Yoruba. Guess what, you are in a Yoruba area. So most of the thieves are Yoruba. #FireOdunayo. She can not continue spreading all of this Igbo Hatred.

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  • Krishnanunni Prakasan 6 years ago

    boring shit

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  • Krishnanunni Prakasan 6 years ago

    odunoyo and igbos u are all same people

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  • Thebrothaisback 6 years ago

    I thought Nigeria was supposed to be rich? Damn, it looks like Haiti. Those women look good, but the one without the tacky wig looks better, using her own hair and style.

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  • CheerMaster Disaster 6 years ago

    i just found out my daughter is 12% Nigerian from her dads side… so i am here researching Nigerian life… Never did we think her dad’s side or even my side had any African in our DNA (i dont but he does) its cool to find out what your history or childrens history is. And this was a shocker as was finding out she also has 7% middle eastern… she looks hawaiian/pacific islander like her dad but they have zero percent of that in their blood lol i look forward to watching your videos!! Cheers from United States

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  • yemi odejobi 6 years ago

    Oluchi Osueke @ gusto4106. Both of u r d main problem we ve dis days pointing accusing fingers on other tribes instead of u to direct scold n condemn Odunayo for her racists/tribalists comment instead u started playing d same foolish n stupid games with her. And as 4 Odunayo I’m straight up annoyed with ur provoked statements u don’t even know if d igbo guy was trying to alert u dat u being robbed, or otherwise y ld he b making noise wen trying to rob u, yet u took it on upon urself to assume d worst; he stole your phone dats total rubbish certainly totally uncalled for. U disgust me n really need to change ur attitudes/habits. To all my good ppl here, ‘Good n Evil’ exists in all Tribes, Race or Religion n its hard to really differentiate who’s who u don’t even know d robber might not even b a Nigerian. Pls lets all just stop being judgmental posting nonsense pointing accusing fingers on other tribes 4 any mishaps. See I got 3 brothers they all look like Igbos n we all hang out more with Igbos, d only way u ll know my bros r not Igbo’s only wen they speak Yoruba, facts even me, some of my igbo friends parents/fams who haven’t met me b4 tot I’m Igbo until I really open my mouth in a conversation with them, so wat r we fighting each other 4, after-all we all 1 race n dats “Humans”.
    Peace n love to y’all.
    God Bless.

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  • Salisu Ibraheem Baris 6 years ago

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ prΓ©sident and Citizen.. ..

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  • orlando junior 6 years ago

    Dumb people,, ur nylon was cut with razor lemme keep watching

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  • Nick Pop 6 years ago

    I just love watching videos about Nigeria because it is so similar to Ivory Coast. The people and culture are so similar, but in an English version. Love you guys. Oyaa keep it up oooh. An Ivorian fan.

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  • Miracle344 Desmond 6 years ago

    Eka aro

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