Does your ‘girlfriend’ ignore certain calls when you’re together?
Do you buy her credit she doesn’t use to call you?
Is she always with her friends but when you ask who, she says you don’t know them?
We might just have the answers you’re looking for…
BollyLomo went in search of the answer to the age-old question…How do you know if you’re the side guy? or in simpler terms…”Are you jollof rice or perhaps you’re small chops?”
Here are some of the hilarious but informative responses BollyLomo got…
“If she’s really in love with the main guy and you the side guy are having sex with her and you’ve been able to satisfy her to the max to the extent that she loses control and screams…she might just scream that other guy’s name,” one young gentleman let us know.
“If you’re the side guy, she doesn’t like you asking ‘Where are you?’she’ll be like ‘ah ah are you my dad?'”
Has this ever happened to YOU?
“For you to be the main guy…you know sometimes you lie…because you don’t have money,you know the economic situation,” one man says.
Do you agree?
How do you know if you’re the side course and not the main meal?
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just stay a side guy jare it’s more fun and has less strings attached
OMG, this presenter is obsessed with food.You could’ve used the example of
a major expressway ,a street or a back alleyway but you just had to bring
in food ,didn’t you?
This is hillarious but interesting to hear more about side guys as uaually
its always side girls (here in UK anyway). I don’t do side orders, one main
meal is enough for me o these girls with side bobo makin a bad name for the
rest of us jare
no be small jollof rice & small chops ????
170 million (and counting) people in a whole Nigeria (half would be women)
my friend it’s not worth being a side guy do not allow yourself to be small
chops self respect remember that.
If you move up in ranks and become the main guy, who took your old job?
This is how STD’s and feelings are caught. Just wait for the one with the
qualities that you’re looking for. This modern day lack of self-respect is
horrible.
Grettings from the West Indies. I love your videos Battabox. Great insight
into modern Nigerian
OMG….21st Century dating drama; it’s the battle of the sexes!!!
Bolly’s commentary at the end lol